dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
