Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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