Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm at about main and main street
I need moral support for this bender
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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