Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
operation have a gay friend backfired
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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