Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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