he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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