So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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