return my video game
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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