can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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