at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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