Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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