the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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