i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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