This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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