at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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