I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
