Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
