"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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