This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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