i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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