Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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