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If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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