SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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