And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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