The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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