Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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