Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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