Define "chronic" masturbator.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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