i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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