Im at strip club and am horny
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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