i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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