Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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