After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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