the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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