How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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