she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You can't just leave with hair like that
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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