Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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