I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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