dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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