where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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