My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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