Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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