How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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