Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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