hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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