i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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