ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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