Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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