Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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