So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You coming home soon, man?
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat