it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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