She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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