I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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