does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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