Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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