I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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