I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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